gossip girl 11 英文-第17部分
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sweltering。 The room was the temperature of a sauna; and her cascading wig of human hair wasn?t
helping any。
?Do a shot!? Ruby yelled; shoving a glass in her hand。 Vanessa tilted her head back; momentarily
afraid her wig might fall off in the process; and downed the shot; which tasted like gasoline。 She
shook her head from side to side like she was trying to chase her impending hangover away。
Fat chance。
?What the hell are you guys drinking?? she croaked; wiping her mouth with the back of her hand。
?J&BwithaJ&Bback!? A girl Vanessa recognized as one of the bartenders from the Five and
Dime; one of Ruby?s favorite Brooklyn hangouts; slurred; shoving another shot glass into
Vanessa?s hand。 ?Drink it!? As if she had a choice。
The liquor burned Vanessa?s throat。 She shook her shoulders and tried to regain her
eyesight。 ?C?mon; sissy; I want to talk!? Ruby yelled into her ear。
?You want to walk?? Vanessa asked; pointing to a bartender wearing a tight Western shirt
unbuttoned to her belly button; ridiculously short jean shorts; and red stilettos; strutting on top of
the bar as though it were a catwalk。
?No!? Ruby pulled her into a darkened corner near the ladies? room。 At least it was slightly
quieter。 She clutched Vanessa?s arm like a drowning woman。
?Isaid; I need totalk 。? Ruby had to shout over the frantic fiddle of the Charlie Daniels
Band?s ?The Devil Went Down to Georgia。? ?I don?t think I can do this!? ?Do what?? Vanessa
asked; pouring another shot into her glass from the half…empty bottle of J&B Ruby clutched in her
hand。 ?Drink?? She held up the bottle to her sister?s face。 ??Cause you seem pretty good at it to
me。? Ruby waved the bottle away impatiently。 ?I don?t think I can marry Piotr。 I don?t know if I
can go through with it。? Ruby?s face crumpled like a used Kleenex。
?Wait?what?? Vanessa bent down to place the bottle of J&B on the floor; then she stood back up
to put her arms around her sister。 ?Why? What?s going on?? ?Well;? Ruby sniffed; ?he gave me
this gift today?he said it was in honor of our future life together or some bullshit。? Vanessa
wrinkled her brow in confusion。 ?Soooo?? ?V; he bought me this Suzy Homemaker antique tea set
for a fucking wedding present。 He doesn?t fucking know me at all。 I mean; if that?s what he?s
expecting 。 。 。? She trailed off and poured herself another shot; knocking it back expertly and
wiping her mouth with the back of her hand。 ?Does he think I?m going to be this perfect;
stay…at…home Stepford Wife? Because that?s not what I?m about at all; and he shouldknow that!?
Ruby filled her shot glass again; and this time Vanessa held her own glass out for a refill。
When in Rome 。 。 。
?I mean; how can I marry a guy who obviously doesn?t even know who the hell Iam ?? Ruby
shook her head in sadness and disgust。 Behind them a couple stumbled out of the ladies? room;
looking around guiltily。
?He knows who you are;? Vanessa heard herself saying?much to her surprise。 ?And I think he
really loves you。? ?Why do you say that?? Ruby asked suspiciously。
?Listen。? Vanessa took her by the arm and was grateful when the music changed to a less noisy
Bonnie Raitt ballad。 ?I had a long talk with Piotr the other night at your gig。? ?You did?? Ruby
asked。 ?I mean; so what?? she added; as if reminding herself to be bitter and angry。
?Just stay with me here;? Vanessa said impatiently。 ?He mentioned that; back when you guys first
met; you?d told him about how we used to have tea parties when we were little。 Remember??
Ruby nodded and Vanessa kept going。 ?You told him that we?d drink apple juice out of those
pretty china cups mom had and pretend it was tea? Well;that?s where he got the idea to buy you an
antique tea set。? Up on the bar; the red…stilettoed bartender was lining up one polo…shirted guy
after another and forcing them to do shots; then dousing them with water as a chaser。 ?That?s the
sweetest thing I?ve ever heard;? Ruby responded quietly; filling her shot glass again?along with
Vanessa?s。 ?I?m an ass…hole;? she declared; one lone tear spilling over her cheek。 ?I can?t believe
I ever doubted him。? Vanessa brushed the tear away with her fingers; and Ruby held her glass in
the air; her drunken brown eyes shining in the dim light。 ?A toast?? ?To your wedding!? Vanessa
yelled; clinking glasses with her sister and then downing the contents of the glass。
Twenty minutes and another shot later; the room was spinning。 The Coyote Ugly girls were up on
the bar line dancing; screaming insults into a megaphone; and Vanessa found herself unable to tear
her eyes away as the girls worked the room。 They were soconfident 。 One gorgeous brunette in a
tight black wifebeater; rhinestone…studded jeans; and a cowboy hat danced furiously on top of the
bar; her body shaking with the music。 A guy in front of the bar in a pink Izod shirt with the collar
popped grabbed her leg。 The brunette bent down; smiling wickedly; and doused him with a pitcher
of water hidden behind the bar。 The crowd erupted in cheers。
Ruby grabbed Vanessa?s arm and slurred; ?You should be up there; V。 You?re hotter thanany of
those girls!? Then she pushed her from behind; shoving her toward the bar。 ?Get up there and
show them how it?s done!? Vanessa looked down at her hot outfit; enjoying the feel of the blond
hair swinging around her face as she moved。 She pushed up to the front of the crowd and extended
her hand toward the Daisy Duke brunette; who whooped and pulled her up onto the bar。 Vanessa
surveyed the crowd; feeling a sudden surge of power。 She started swinging her hips; her platforms
kicking shot glasses off the bar as she moved her feet。
If only that cab driver who?d mistaken her for a guy could see her now?he?d beg for forgiveness。
So what if Dan; the guy she?d thought was the love of her life; only liked her for her bald head?
She was as much of a woman as anyone else in here。 And now she freakinglooked like it。
?What?s up; hot stuff?? the bartender purred; grabbing her by the waist; pulling her close。 The
crowd went wild; cheering and whooping with raucous; liquor…soaked shouts。
?Hey baby!? A guy up front tried to get Vanessa?s attention while someone else shouted; ?Shake
it; girl!? Vanessa shook her hips and two…stepped her way down the slick surface of the bar;
winking at frat guys and flipping her long blond hair as she went。 Okay; so maybe this wasn?t the
most mature way to deal with Dan rejecting her; but hearing all the encouraging whoops and
hollers sure as hell felt therapeutic。
Sothat?s what thoseGirls Gone Wild videos are about?healing。 As if!
A drunken guy with a blond buzz cut held out a fistful of dollar bills in his hand; gesturing to her
and shouting loudly。 Without a moment?s thought; Vanessa bent at the waist and grabbed the
sleeve of his blue Abercrombie T…shirt; pulling him closer as if she were about to kiss him。 Then
she grabbed a pitcher of water from behind the bar and dumped it over the poor guy?s head。 She
wasn?t just doing this for herself?she was doing it for girls with gay ex…boyfriends everywhere。
The crowd went wild; screaming and cheering; and through her alcoholic haze Vanessa could
hear her sister?s drunken voice holler over the din?
?Yeah! That?s mysister !? Aw。Wouldn?t mom be proud?
FROM: trentdawg_87@yahoo。
TO: narchibald@st。judes。edu
Subject: Whassup?
Nate dawg!
Looks like it?s going to be you and me next year; dawg。 And you know our room will be the
place to be for all the hot bitches。 I can?t wait to get me some of that Ivy League tail?some kinky
librarian shit。 Yeeeeeeh; dawg!
Truth is; dawg; I won?t be round the crib too much this fall; so you can hit the library honeys in
peace。 What up! See; I?m a swimmer and coach makes us eat; like; all of our meals together and
practice until players start dying。 Seriously。 And if that ain?t enough; there are all sorts of wicked
brutal pranks and shit the seniors pull on us freshies。 It?s going to be gnarly。
So here?s the dizzle: you get the girls through November; and then you?re going to have to fork
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